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You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms. Michael Faudet (via rosyblooms)

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You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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no need to thank me

your credit card will do

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do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

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cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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can i stay at your place? no hobo

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