teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

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token:

cartel:

token:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it. Unknown (via disagreed)

(Source: chim0, via vodka-in-my-cup)

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evolutional:

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

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  • Homework: A
  • Classwork: A
  • Project: A
  • Test: F
  • Final grade: F
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