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You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms. Michael Faudet (via rosyblooms)

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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

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chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°


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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

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